You know, I'm a very positive person. I like to look for the hope and beauty in all situations. I'm not a quitter, and I don't easily give up. However, the way I see it, there are a just some circumstances when a girl comes to realize that a relationship with a guy is unquestionably unattainable.
Circumstance #1: He is married.
(He's pretty attractive...so is the wallet portrait of his wife and baby.)
Circumstance #2: He is your blood relative.
(Your dad tells you about this stiking young lad about your age...that he met at your great aunt's funeral.)
Circumstance #3: He is pursuing a career in Preisthood, and has sworn to a life of celibacy.
(Face it. The prettiest girl in the world can't compete with God.)
And finally,
Circumstance #4: One of your best friends likes him, too.
("Would you look at that? Yet another thing we have in common!")
Well, that crush was fun while it lasted.
2 comments:
haha oh Georgia, I love you :)
This is hilarious! were you referring to me when you said you shared a crush with one of your friends?
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